Since there seem to be a guide for everything these days- I have decided to come up with my fool-proof guideline on how to “nail-down” your partner whether or not you suspect that she/he might be cheating on you. Enjoy!

Either you are in a relationship or already married- in order to achieve one which is “cheat” free- make sure there is no privacy at all- all passwords must be made known to both parties- all whereabouts must be revealed at all times, if one of the partners refuse to give their password then they must be immediately suspected as there are chances they are hiding something questionable from the other partner. Keep an eye on them- watch their every single move.

You must always be seen together. once in a relationship or marriage- you must go everywhere together, as the lady, you must pick up a likeness for your partner’s favourite sport as you will be going to all the matches together and as the man- you must be ready to follow your partner to all her hairdresser, spa, manicure and pedicure appointments as well as all the baby or bridal showers- oh did I mention that the lady must be up for the occasional stag do or a trip to the barbers’- hey! All these are the sacrifice you have to make if you want a “cheat” free marriage or relationship.

Social media is another way of keeping an eye on all your partners’ move- make yourself known- like, comment, compliment your partners’ every status, picture and post. Make comments to mark your spot- make every single reader know this is your territory and it shall not be crossed. Be the first to comment on everything they post- make sure your pictures are painted all over their profile- that shouldn’t be so hard to achieve since you have practically been to all outings together.

If you have tried all the above and still in doubt- then here is the ultimate result guaranteed weapon- hire a private investigator to stalk them- Yes! I know they cost tens of thousands of money- but if you really want to achieve a “cheat” free relationship or marriage- then that is the price to pay- the reward will be worth it in the end. Lol!!

Oh- Did I get a bit carried away up there? arghh!!! I was kind of enjoying that- but seriously folks- the above and lots more crazy stuffs are things I’ve seen and heard people do to make sure their partner doesn’t cheat on them- But what people do not understand is that if you spend time to always make yourself a better person, then any right minded person will not feel the need to venture elsewhere for what they already have. Although there are people who cannot stay honest, then I’m sure you all agree with me when I say doing anything from the above points will still not help that kind of person.

If you have being practicing anything from the above in your marriage or relationship, then It’s time to stop- A relationship is not a bondage or a prison- Insecurity will only break a marriage and should be dealt with from within and it is not an excuse to put your partner under a constant watch. Make them free- you are a wife, husband, fiancé and not a Mum or Dad raising a teenage kid. Your partner has made the decision to be in a relationship with you and you just have to trust them to honour their decision. If at any point something changes, be gentle and try to understand the reason behind their actions- and hopefully together you might be able to restore things but if they really want out then you cannot force them to stay- especially not by stalking and choking them.

Now over to you folks- please share some thoughts and experiences.

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